TRADE - Fender "SQUIER" P-BASS Guitar - black - for?? in Corvallis, Oregon For Sale

Hi Everyone,
I am looking to TRADE my black, SQUIER P-Bass Guitar for your...???
I would consider trading for a Men's, Yellow-Gold Class Ring or Firearms or Silver / Gold coins or ......???
The Bass is in good shape and needs a new home. No surprises.
Please call 541-688-xxxx - here in Eugene. No calls after 11 PM, please.
The photo is a stock photo borrowed from the web.
Thanks for reading my ad and have a great day.